About Us
WHO IS THE COSMIC DEALER?
We are a female-founded wellness brand from Paris.
Our mission? To transform everyday habits into healthy rituals.
Innovating on products that are overly processed and artificial, we are leading a nouvelle vague of premium dark French chocolate: less sugar, more plants and higher vibes.
Eco-responsible and ethical, we scour the world to find the best ingredients, passionate artisans, and family-size ateliers who share our values and high vibes. Pretty (sustainable) packaging? Sure. But much more: we are purists, research nerds and label-readers on a quest for quality.
OUR CULT PRODUCT?
We are best known for our Chocolate Chakra range: nut butter squares microdosed with botanicals and enrobed in raw dark chocolate. Indulgent yet nourishing, with only 2g of date sugar or less per chocolate.
It’s for those wellness foodies looking for a sugar detox or reduced-sugar lifestyle.
All of our chocolate is low (or no) sugar, low carb, keto friendly, vegan, all natural and organic. We use raw (unroasted) single origin cacao from traceable, ethical supply & it is transformed directly from the bean to bar in France.
No soy lecithin, no emulsifiers, no fake vanilla flavouring, no cheap low-quality industrial cacao - and definitely no fake synthetic alcohol sugars.
OUR OTHER WELLNESS GOODS?
From our raw chocolate to natural vegan incense, delicious herbal teas to our famous Ayurvedic-inspired tongue cleaner – we create functional products that cater to our ever-evolving and holistic wellness needs.
We are super fans of Ayurveda, yoga, herbalism, holistic medicine, weird esoteric experiences, good food, indulgence and... believe it or not, roller dancing.
Not everyone gets the things we do or like or eat. But that’s cool. We’re ahead of the mainstream wellness pack, floating somewhere in the cosmos, and we like it here.
WHAT DOES COSMIC DEALER CARE ABOUT ?
LESS SUGAR
We were addicted to sugar for far too long. Like really addicted. We founded Cosmic Dealer to help wellness foodies find alternatives without compromising on taste and quality.
MORE PLANTS
Low-intervention production methods. Integrating Eastern botanicals into Western habits. Returning to what’s natural and non-artificial. They are all things that excite us.
HIGHER VIBES
We make business decisions that to us seem normal, but others label as sustainable and ethical. Whatever you want to call it, we treat people and the planet with respect and are developing our business in a slow, steady, and sustainable way.
WANT TO JOIN US?
Email your resume to bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com to join the adventure.
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