Bonjour

I'm Monique

Born in Australia, I moved to Paris 15 years ago — and it didn’t take long, surrounded by croissants and cafés, before I became hooked on sugar. The consequences weren’t so sweet: fatigue, mood swings, skin issues. Coffee wasn’t much better, just another cycle of highs and crashes.

That’s why I created Cosmic Dealer: clean, feel-good treats with 80% less sugar and no weird additives, plus coffee alternatives with zero or low caffeine.

I truely believe we need to fight to bring back what is natural and nourishing into our food system.

Introducing

Our cult products

We are best known for our Nut Butter Chocolate range: nut butter squares dipped in fine dark chocolate with 80% less sugar than comparable chocolate bars (and no sugar alcohols!) as well as our Herbal Koffee: a natural coffee alternative with zero caffeine.

Most ‘low sugar’ options rely on ultra-processed fillers. We don’t. One treat goes a long way — because it’s made from real, nourishing ingredients.

They are for those wellness foodies looking for a caffeine free or reduced-sugar lifestyle.

Read more about our food with integrity and intention here.

cosmic dealer tongue cleaner

All about our other

Wellness goods

From our natural vegan incense and delicious herbal teas to our famous Ayurvedic tongue cleaner – we create functional products that cater to our ever-evolving and holistic wellness needs.

We are super fans of Ayurveda, yoga, herbalism, holistic medicine, weird esoteric experiences, indulgence and...roller dancing. 

Not everyone gets the things we do or like or eat. But that’s cool. We’re ahead of the mainstream wellness pack, floating somewhere in the cosmos, and we like it here.